I have to apologize to my special friends that received a drunk dialing call from me last night. C and I were having a little too much fun (and by "fun" I mean beer) in Grapevine listening to some great live music and making sure that the staff at two local watering holes closed down their bars properly. Someone has to do it.
To my out-of-state BFF: I promise to stop pimping you out to random men that are in TX on business, but live in your city! Please note, I didn't say I'd stop pimping you out....just to guys that are in TX on business! He did smell good, though!
Happy weekend!
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I have just typed up everything said in the voicemails you guys left for me last night and they will show up on a post FOR SURE.
Don't you ever stop pimping me out (especially to men who are in TX on BUSINESS!)... how dare you even entertain that thought!
xoxo
Your OOSBFF,
Jules
House of Jules
PS: Swear to God, my word verification is: "xtcboyzs" (Ecstasy boys are freaky freaky freaky fresh!)
Most of my thoughts today were, "...and these are only 2 of the women I'll be in Key West with come October. Am I prepared for this?"
Seriously, Florida will never be the same. I fear for all of the innocent bystanders when we're all in the same place.
This is all just practice for Key West! By the way, do the bars close at 2am or 4am in FL? It's STILL up for debate!
Since you can drink your TXBFF under the table four-fold * literally * she needs some R&R before the next "I'm having a bad week so come to a 'quite' dinner to catch up."
Ponder this - Twasn't even a magic shirt or shiney thing in sight last night! Is it REALLY the voodoo of the magic shirt or is it a concoction of friends & alcohol to blame for all the de'bauchery???
Texas Girl: I think the debauchery is a cocktail of friends, alcohol, luck and some very hot women (in case you were wondering, that would be us)!
Jen: Are you purposely looking beyond the DOUBLE 'A' in "TexAAs Girl"'s screen name, because I think that it's hilarious. I'm sure AA is supposed to signify the batteries on her shopping list, but it could also be the initials of an organization that we all might have to join after our October drinking binge.... I mean vacation.
Jules
House of Jules
Batteries - LOL - I gave up on those years ago...plug ins are much better - unlike batteries & men - more power, it keeps goin' & goin' & goin'
@ Jules: I told you TexAAsGirl was the sensei and we were the grasshoppers. I never thought of plug-ins! Do they make those? Do you know how much $$$$ I could save?
Now she's going to make us paint her fence, sand her floors and wash her cars. But in the end we'll get to spar with Johnny, the head Cobra Kai.... and I could stand to do a couple rounds with him. From now on we'll have to call her Mr. Miyagi.
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