Finally! An explanation for all those queer male break-up lines. My favorite is:
"Can I call you sometime?"
Translation: "If you're ever lonely at 3 a.m. on a Saturday night...."
Of course, it was usually me saying, "Can I call you sometime," but that's irrelevant (or is it)?
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And did you know that George invented "It's not you, it's me?"
CLASSIC!!!! I actually had to use the "It's not you, it's your mother" line once. I mean, it was KIND OF him, but honestly, it really was mostly his mother.
Jules
House of Jules
@ Spammon: George also invented eating a sandwich in bed....why can't that be as widely accepted as the "it's not you, it's me" line?
@ Jules: It's not you, it's your MOTHER?? Dear God!
I never told you about that one? We'll have to break out the 3-buck Chuck before delving further.
Jules
House of Jules
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