For the Record....I thought it was great!

Britney's "For the Record" documentary just finished airing on MTV. I had mixed feelings about it from the moment I heard it was in the works. Would it be a laugh riot or a chance for her to really redeem herself? I can honestly say that she did a great job changing my mind about "Britney Spears" the woman .

Here are a few of my random thoughts on the documentary:

For just a brief moment, I felt sorry for her. People took advantage of her, she lost her focus, she got involved in the wrong crowd. She's no different from any of us. I've done all of those things, only it wasn't publicized. She's not tragic, just human and like the rest of us, doesn't have a little magic woman on her shoulder telling her how to handle a bad situation. Wouldn't it be great if we all had that, though?

She seems to have accepted that she must make amends for her past antics and while she misses her freedom, she knows that she is where she is in her life because of her own actions. That said, she doesn't seem thrilled by the idea of her "all work and no play" lifestyle. Her admission to being so lonely makes me think that her Dad being so involved in her life is still a good idea (in that it might keep her from going off the deep end again).

Her life is a circus (pardon the pun), but her talent created that. Her fans want more. She clearly loves her job and has accepted that her career dictates the craziness of the paparazzis that swarm her. She seems to understand that cyclical pattern.

The only thing I was really disappointed about was that she said "supermarket" instead of "groshery store."

I think she loves her Dad and has a normal relationship with him as a parent. Who wouldn't be annoyed if their parent was around all the time, but there seemed to be genuine love there from both of them.

I think she's lonely and hasn't realized that she doesn't need a man in her life to make her fulfilled. Hell she's not even 30 yet, and most of us don't realize that until we're closer to 40. I'm 36 and just now figuring that out. The sad truth is she'll never have a "normal" relationship, but she can, and I think will find love in her future when she is ready.

Her choreographer is amazing. Love his personality and he would make a beautiful drag queen (coming from me that's an enormous compliment).

It's Britney, Bitch!

I found myself singing Britney's latest song, "Womanizer" in the car the other day. I was mortified. When that song first hit the airwaves I seriously thought I would vomit, it was so annoying! Of course, when you live in a small town and aren't in the car long enough to bother plugging in the iPod or even playing CD's all you end up listening to is the radio. And the radio LOVES to play Britney songs. Over and over again, "womanizer, womanizer, you're a womanizer baby." Naturally, it's going to seep into the deep recesses of your brain and stick like scrambled eggs to the pan.


I found this little diddy today. We've all heard that Brit's been documenting her recovery and plans to air it on November 30th. She did an interview with People Magazine to promote her new movie. What struck me as hilarious was the reason WHY she invited a camera crew to follow her road to recovery.

“I wanted to make this film because I started to feel like I wasn’t being seen in the light that I wanted to be seen in,” People Magazine quote Spears as saying.

REALLY, BRITNEY? YA FREAKIN' THINK?

The brilliance that flows from this woman is....brilliant! How's that for a "Britney" quote?!

Poor thing's just like her mama!

Here is a snippet of the after dinner conversation between me and my almost-10-year-old daughter while we were washing dishes and listening to some tunes....


Girl: "Mom, I love this song!" (Cry me a River by Justin Timberlake)

Me: "Do you know what it's about?"

Girl: "No"

Me: "It's about Britney Spears. She cheated on Justin and he wrote this song about how sad he was after she did that to him."

Girl: "Britney dated Justin Timberlake? No way!"

Me: "Yep. Not too long ago they were the hot couple everyone wanted to see on TV and in magazines."

Girl: "Mom, now I know that girl is crazy! Who breaks up with Justin Timberlake? He's so hot!"



God, help me.....I'm in so much trouble when this girl hits puberty!

More before and after shots....Hollywood style!

Miley Cyrus, that gloriously annoying Disney starlet is putting together a deal to write her memoirs. SHE'S 15! Let me say that again.....15!! Who the hell writes a memoir at 15??? She doesn't know anything.....hasn't done anything.....or has she?

This seems eerily similar to what I'm sure was at the top of the New York Times best seller list in 2000....Britney and Lynne Spear's book Heart to Heart.

Miley should take a lesson from Brit-Brit. Writing a memoir at an obscenely young age can lead to bi-polar disorder, ADHD, not wearing panties (especially when you know you'll be getting out of a car in front of the paparazzi), shaving-of-the-head, thoughts of torn fish net stockings looking somehow classier when worn as a matching set with Paris Hilton, beating a car with a bat and of course, being committed to the motherf**g loony bin!!!!!

Let's take a look at some before and after photos, shall we? A little trip down memory lane, if you will of what happens after a starlet writes her memoirs about how much she loves, admires and cares for (read: pays for) her family.

Daddy's little girl.....

I'm sure Billy Ray is proud of this photo! If she's smart enough to write her memoirs, perhaps she could figure out that risque photos of a celebrity WILL BE SOLD TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER AND PUT ON THE INTERNET.

She seems to be following in the footsteps of my favorite HOT MESS, Ms. Britney Spears.

So sweet and innocent with such a bright future ahead of her! Cut to.......

A train wreck unleashed in what appears to be a grocery store ("I'm Mrs. most likely to get on the TV for slipping on the streets while getting the grosheries, now for real, are you kidding me?").

Take my advice Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana or whatever the hell your name is: back away from the memoir or you could end up superseding Brit as the worlds biggest head case!

Now what am I going to do on Sunday nights?

It's over.

I can't believe it!

But what an amazing ride it was leading up to the Rock of Love II finale! Last night was the completely over-the-top, chicks cat-fighting, Peyton singing, Bret crying reunion show. Check it:

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I'm not one to condone violence (unless it's as HAWT as this), but the cat fight between Daisy and Heather was GLORIOUS! Read their post-show interviews here and here.

I love that Bret found his Rock of Love in Ambre, but it makes me so sad that there won't be a Rock of Love III. They looked genuinely lovey-dovey-cutsie last night and in my opinion, she was definitely the best choice (especially since the other candidates seemed so freakin' crazy and not in a good way). So, best of luck you crazy kids. I hope it works out for you and brings you so close together that you'll need to do a Rock of Love III to find your 3-some partner so I have something interesting to watch on Sunday nights (but I don't mean that in a selfish way, at all)!

Hey-OH!

BTW: VH1 replaced this show with some stupid Celebrity Magic show who's tag line is, "Now go Mag-ish." WTF is that, besides completely gay???

It happened sooner than expected????

Remember when I wrote this post about Britney's "comeback" on TV's "How I Met Your Mother?" I asked how long it would be before she was up to her old tricks.....well, I have my answer even sooner than I expected! See today's Defamer post here!



What kind of moron pees in the bushes when she knows there's a gaggle of paparazzi following her? Oh, I know...Britney Spears.

Please, someone....anyone.....I implore you.....lock this crazy bitch up once and for all!!!

Thumbs up, Brit!

I found this on You Tube:



How long do ya think this positive, sober act will last? I'm guessing until her Dad's conservatorship expires!!

Desperate times call for Desperate Measures!

I've never understood Amy Winehouse's appeal. Yes, she makes good music, but her train wreck-of-a-life has taken over any kind of affect her tunes may have on me. The hair and make up alone are enough to make me question her loyalty to her craft. I mean, does anybody that looks like that really want us to believe that the music is more important than the image?

Beyond the beehive and horrible take on Sophia Loren's cat-eyes, she married a drug addict/wife beater who looks like he should be named Skippy, not Blake.


After publicly declaring, "No, No, No" to rehab, she finally decides to quit smoking crack a few months ago after being publicly humiliated (?) by photos of her smoking a crack pipe in a London tabloid.

This is the newest Amy Winehouse headline: Winehouse shocks friends! Apparently, coke and meth are out and snorting vodka is the new thing! Can somebody please stop listening to her "No, No, No" pleas to stay out of rehab and lock this one up (maybe she and Brit Brit can share a cell)???

Before and after

I was at the gym this morning and saw the WORST mug shot EVER (and yes, I am including Nick Nolte's).

First, let's look at the Before photo of this beauty queen:

Not bad, huh?

Check out the After:

Doesn't it just make you feel a little better? ICK!....Click here for more details.

Challenge!

As usual, Jules and I were in a deep, cerebral discussion when she broke rank and asked me if I had visited Spammon's blog today, Pick Your Poison. Unfortunately, I hadn't had the pleasure. She was very quick to advise me that I should NOT look at the blog for if I did, I would never be the same. Never being one to follow directions, I immediately ran to my laptop to check it out. Boy, she wasn't kidding! GROSS! Click here to take a peek....

After we hung up the phone, I started tooling around You Tube (I was still logged on from posting my Jimmy Kimmell masterpiece from earlier), and I happened upon this little gem.....



I agree with Jules that the hairy tongue vs. cancerous tongue thing is disgusting, but this Chris Crocker video may possibly be the most disturbing clip I have ever seen in my life. This guy is W-A-C-K! So, Jules.....we have a challenge. Can you "one up" this, biotch?

You've got to be kidding me!?!?

Somehow, Paris Hilton's opinions on parenting are news:

Paris Hilton is rooting for Britney Spears. "I wish the best for her and I just wish everyone would leave her alone so she could live her life," the 26-year-old hotel heiress-actress tells E! News. "She's a great mother and a great girl and I really care about her."

Has everyone forgotten Paris' rant last weekend at the club LAX?

What a great example she'll be someday, huh?

I realize I sound like (gulp) Rosie O'Donnell, and believe me that is not something I'm proud of, but how are Paris's opinions of pareting newsworthy? Is someone really going to read her quote and think to themselves, "Gee, if Paris thinks Britney is a good Mom, she must be terrific!?"

Not to mention, if the paps left Britney alone she wouldn't know what to do with herself. She's totally addicted to the attention. She's become uber-famous for being a crazy loon, not because she has some very minor talent.

Maybe Paris is feeling a PR hit from her "I want to f_ _ k everybody" rant and is trying to gleen some positive publicity from her BFF?!?!

Blech!